@lagspike's diary
September 2026
- 28MonBurnout Paradise2008PS3ReviewGameplay 2★ · Story 1.5★ · Music 3★ · Difficulty: Very easy
- 16WedAssassin's Creed Revelations2011PS3ReviewGameplay 4.5★ · Story 4.5★ · Music 4.5★ · Difficulty: Easy
- 4FriBalatro2024PS5ReviewGameplay 5★ · Story 5★ · Music 5★ · Difficulty: Easy
Gold stake on 9 of the 15 decks. Plasma is the most honest test of a build because chips and mult get balanced. Blueprint and Brainstorm copying a scaling joker is the strongest pattern I've found, but it depends on the shop.
- 3ThuThe Last of Us Part II Remastered2024PS5ReviewGameplay 2.5★ · Story 2.5★ · Music 3★ · Difficulty: Brutal
40 hours, and about 15 of them were travel between objectives. The core loop is good; the map is too big for it.
August 2026
- 23SunTitanfall 22016PS4Review
Master difficulty in about 6 hours. Wall-run speed carries between surfaces, so you can chain across a whole map without touching the ground.
- 14FriSleeping Dogs2012PS3Review
- 9SunDiablo IV2023PS5Review
Campaign on World Tier 2 in 30 hours. The endgame is a paragon board grind that seasons reset every few months, so it depends on how much you enjoy starting over.
July 2026
- 21TueFIFA Soccer 132012PS3Review
June 2026
- 4ThuSifu2022PS4Review
May 2026
- 30SatStarfield2023PS5Review
- 25MonBloons TD 62018PS4Review
Steam Deck verified and it earns it. 45fps cap, about 3 hours of battery, no crashes in 50 hours.
April 2026
- 29WedBraid2008PS3Review
- 12SunGhost of Tsushima2020PS5Review
Lethal difficulty, where you and the enemies both die in a few hits. It's the intended way to play, I think: parry windows stay the same but mistakes cost everything, so the stances actually matter. Standoffs turn into 5-kill chains with the right charm and technique upgrades. Ghost weapons trivialize camps by the midpoint, so I stopped using kunai except on archers. Iki Island adds new enemy types and a few more interesting duels. Platinum at 64 hours, nothing missable.
March 2026
- 31TueThe Darkness II2012PS3ReviewGameplay 4.5★ · Story 3.5★ · Music 5★ · Difficulty: Hard
- 10TueFar Cry 52018PS5ReviewReplay
February 2026
- 13FriSonic Adventure1998PS3Review
- Final Fantasy XVI2023PS5ReviewGameplay 3★ · Story 3★ · Music 3★ · Difficulty: Brutal
Combat is solid: Eikon abilities on cooldowns and a generous Precision Dodge window. The side quests are mostly fetch quests. 60 hours for everything.
- 10TueAmerican McGee's Alice2000PS3Review
- 7SatShovel Knight2014PS3ReviewGameplay 1★ · Story 0.5★ · Music 1.5★ · Difficulty: Very easy
- 5ThuGrand Theft Auto: Vice City2002PS3ReviewGameplay 4★ · Story 4.5★ · Music 4★ · Difficulty: Brutal
Hard mode from the start, about 40 hours. Enemy placement changes on hard as well as the numbers, which is the right way to do it.
- 4WedHades II2025PS5Review
About 45 hours to the credits, 70 for everything. The hardest setting is well tuned: enemies get new patterns rather than just more health.
January 2026
- 12MonSplit Fiction2025PS5ReviewGameplay 4★ · Story 4.5★ · Music 5★ · Difficulty: Hard
About 14 hours. The Friend's Pass means only one of you has to own it, and it works across platforms. The side stories have the best one-off mechanics.
December 2025
- 20SatYakuza 02015PS3ReviewGameplay 4.5★ · Story 4.5★ · Music 5★ · Difficulty: Very easy
Cabaret club and the real estate empire both done, about 90 hours. Majima's Breaker style is the best in the game once the tree is fully unlocked.
- 15MonMetal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots2008PS3Review
November 2025
- 9SunDarksiders2010PS3ReviewGameplay 3.5★ · Story 3.5★ · Music 4★ · Difficulty: Normal
- 5WedKatamari Damacy2004PS3Review
October 2025
- 30ThuKingdom Come: Deliverance II2025PS5ReviewReplay
- 20MonMega Man X41997PS3ReviewGameplay 4★ · Story 5★ · Music 5★ · Difficulty: Easy
September 2025
- 25ThuReturn of the Obra Dinn2018PS4ReviewGameplay 5★ · Story 5★ · Music 5★ · Difficulty: Brutal
About 11 hours for all 60 fates. Answers are confirmed three at a time, which stops brute-forcing without punishing honest guesses.
- 21SunKillzone 22009PS3Review
- 20SatPersona 42008PS3Review
- 10WedWarhammer 40,000: Space Marine2011PS3Review
August 2025
- 27WedUncharted: Drake's Fortune2007PS3Review
Checked the frame time graph out of habit and it's flat. Rare for a game this busy.
- 24SunWhat Remains of Edith Finch2017PS4Review
- 17SunStar Wars Jedi: Fallen Order2019PS4ReviewReplay
July 2025
- 21MonFallout: New Vegas2010PS3ReviewGameplay 3.5★ · Story 3.5★ · Music 4.5★ · Difficulty: Normal
Played on PC at 1440p, locked 120fps with two settings turned down, loads under five seconds. Very clean port.
- 3ThuAliens vs. Predator2010PS3Review
May 2025
- 25SunStar Wars Jedi: Fallen Order2019PS4ReviewGameplay 4★ · Story 5★ · Music 4.5★ · Difficulty: Normal
My second run on the top difficulty took half as long as the first. That's the best sign a game's systems are learnable rather than random.
- 21WedHollow Knight2017PS5Review
- 19MonMediEvil1998PS3ReviewGameplay 4★ · Story 3.5★ · Music 4.5★ · Difficulty: Very easy
- 12MonIndiana Jones and the Great Circle2024PS5Review
- 4SunFar Cry 42014PS5Review
- 2FriSniper Elite III2014PS3Review
April 2025
- 16WedGhostwire: Tokyo2022PS5Review
- 8TueKilling Floor 22016PS4Review
- 7MonFrostpunk2018PS4Review
March 2025
- 22SatThe Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe2022PS5ReviewGameplay 5★ · Story 5★ · Music 5★ · Difficulty: Very easy
- 12WedStellaris2016PS4ReviewGameplay 5★ · Story 5★ · Music 5★ · Difficulty: Normal
- 11TueCyberpunk 20772020PS5Review
- 9SunSonic Adventure 22001PS3Review